Tom Meitner

I’m wondering how I became the “bad guy” here.

This girl pops in out of nowhere - and has all the powers of a witch. I mean, she dropped a house on my sister. Normal girls can’t do that, and I’ve never seen a Munchkin do it, so what other option is there? After she does that, I show up and she had stolen her shoes! If you ask me, that’s pretty sick!

So while everyone else is standing around, cheering the girl, I show up and ask for my dead sister’s shoes back. Is that unreasonable? I mean, is it so crazy that I would like the only thing that survived my sister’s murder to be returned to me - her closest living relative? Is it carte blanche to loot a dead body with witnesses everywhere and get to keep the stuff?

If you are approaching this from my mind, you see why I’m so mad, don’t you? In my head, that girl is a witch, and an evil one. Her dog bit me, and from what I know, dogs that bite strangers get put down for the public’s safety. I’m trying to police this whole stinking land, and everyone’s chasing after me!

She’ll probably kill me, too, and steal my stuff - like my broom or something. And then everyone will cheer her again. For murdering. Yep, this is real fair.